I really couldn't resist doing this haha but please, forgive me. =D

Don't you get the feeling like the person who created this was trying too hard?




[Not So] Perplexing Questions [?]

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why don't you ask why he doesn't have hair on his underarms, chest, legs and groin region while you're at it? Simply because the cartoonist didn't want so much of a hassle maybe? Why don't you try drawing millions of strands of hair in every single image of Tarzan.
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?
Just a way for us to express their frustration? It's like asking why people kick a table leg or punch the wall in frustration when they obviously know they're gonna hurt themselves more than the wall.
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Correct me if i'm wrong but the maintenance of bank accounts require certain administrative fees, that translate into operating costs, which cannot be covered unless you deposit loads of money into your account for the banks. So that they have capital to invest with and thus earn revenue to fund their operations.
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
To protect themselves from any mishaps/accidents that may happen to them in the process of flying towards their destinations, which may prevent them from accomplishing their actual missions?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Do people actually believe the first part?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
The creator of the word. Who evidently doesn't have the disability.
What is the speed of darkness?
No such thing. Darkness is the lack of light. Even an arts student can tell you that. Shame on you. Haha.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?
They're probably referring to how peacefully a baby sleeps when he/she actually is in deep sleep. One that's free from any complex dreams or thoughts that might be floating in our heads.
If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?
If the normal daily temperature is 28degrees, it'll be -28degrees. Duh. Anyway that line's not used literally in most cases, just figuratively.
Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?
Go read up on your statistics dude. Professors don't get paid astronomical amounts to do research on such things for nothing.
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Humans tend to have aspirations for great things rather than smaller things. "Aim for the stars", remember?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
To get a different view that you would never get to experience in daily life on the ground?
Did you ever stop and wonder......Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"
Nope I have never wondered about that. Anyway, wouldn't people have noticed the little calf drinking from these "pink dangly things" first? And wondered if they were edible to humans?
Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt."
Bet you were the first. I'm pretty sure the first guy to eat an egg didn't stand there observing the chicken's ass. He probably picked up the egg and experimented with consuming it.
Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
To toast something OTHER than normal run-of-the-mill toast?
Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?
I'm pretty sure my freezer has a light, caveman.
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their butt when they ask where the bathroom is?
I wear a watch on my wrist. Do you wear a toilet-bowl on your butt? I didn't think so.
Why does your Obstetrician, Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?
Decency? Why do you wear clothes in front of your spouse if he/she's seen it all before?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Ask Walt Disney, not me. Plus, they're coincidentally both FICTIONAL CARTOON characters too.
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
Doesn't work that way. So exams are examical and time practices are time practicical?

Wow.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
...... Following the line of your argument, engine oil is made from engines?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
So does agility come from agons? Please. Morality comes from morals, you moron.
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on……. Yes, it caught me too!
I didn't sing it for one, but I'm sure the creator of the songs can answer you.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?
What effect does Alphabet Soup have besides filling your stomach up.
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Would you enjoy someone blowing hot air filled with bacteria and saliva particles in your face as compared to wind ruffling your hair?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
Refer to question 2.
Finally the most perplexing question of them all….Why is it that Donald Duck never wears any pants, ever, but when he goes swimming he puts on shorts?
Refer to goofy question.






HAHA shit i think i'm getting pretty cynical.

somebody save me.


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harrypotter with shur today plus a visit to cute little precious yonglin.
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enjoyed the day loads.